intro
Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now
Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now
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Sunday, December 03, 2006
@ 9:46 PM
FINE
This is the word girls use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a girl
looks - this will cause you to have one of those rguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
usually used to describe the feeling a girl has of wanting to turn you
inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a girl getting upset over
"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You
will
get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when
she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that
she
is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay
content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a girl can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is
often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised
Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A girl is giving you the chance
to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it
is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be
careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS
A girl is thanking you. Do not ! faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A girl will say, "Thanks A Lot"
when
she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her
in some callous way, and will be fol lowed by the "Loud Sigh." Be
careful
not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell
you
"Nothing"
